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Friday, November 21, 2008

an observation

I could rewrite "Why French Women Don't Get Fat" in a couple of sentences:
"Most French women don't get fat because they don't eat. Exceptions are made only for espresso and cigarettes, which are a major food group. The ones who do eat actual food do, in fact, get fat."

My version wouldn't make as much money as the original.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Precious! I just read this aloud to 4 of my girlfriends. It's a Saturday night and we are staying in to write pre-Thanksgiving-break papers. Thanks for the mid-page-study-break laugh!
xxxM